A Warhammer Siege - 7th Edition Style

But with a touch of 6th and 5th edition….. The son formally known as the bio-titan (and now aged 10+ with a wargaming obsession) decided that Warhammer Siege was where it was at this week, and feeling a bit of nostalgia I broke out the castle, the siege equipment, some classic buildings and my half-finished undead to storm his Empire fortress. The empire troops were his Perry miniatures figures from the Wars of the Roses, the Empire rules came out of the 4th ed rulebook, the undead came out of the 6th ed rulebook (with a bit of ‘winging it’) and finally the main rules were 7th ed, but with the siege rules I could remember from 6th ed….and with the Heinz 57 in place so it began. *

The Opening Gambit 

The Undead began with a shuffle, and headed for the castle. Lead by Nagash, representing a master necromancer in this game, they moved quick enough for a bunch of dead guys and swiftly closed with the walls. The defenders opted to unleash arrows from the walls, and sally out with some knights. The knights met the zombies and their battering ram, and, having caused insufficient casualties to stall them, fled back through the gate. At this point the Empire unveiled their not-so-secret weapon; a wizard lord of the ‘Light Magic’ variety. Who promptly blew Nagash away with irresistible force. Greatest necromancer of all time killed in a minor skirmish. Awkward.

 

 

 

The Charge Continues 

Luckily for the forces of darkness their main units were lead by characters, and while the side units of skeletons and screaming skull stone throwing thingies faded away the zombie and their battering ram, led by a wraith, carried on. They had to put up with another sally forth by a second company of knights, equally unsuccessful, before they could put ram to wood and start pounding at the door. Unfortunately their ram was clearly made of soft wood, and the door of something rather harder, and they barely made a dent. On my left a vampire thrall led a tide of zombies over the walls with the aid of a siege tower, throwing back the defenders and spilling into the streets beyond. The grave guard also made it to the top of the walls, where their vampire lord leader cleared house, and the defenders fled to the nearest tower for safety, locking the door behind them.

 

Fighting in the Streets 

The Empire knights, having recovered from their battering-ram phobia, counter-attacked through the streets, crushing the vampire thrall and his zombie helpers under their hooves. The Vampire Lord led his troops in a swarm into the flank of the knights, driving them off, only for the second knight company to crash into the grave guard from another angle. The vampire was gradually gaining the upper hand, but the grave guard were almost spent, the zombies and vampire thrall gone, the door knocker wasn’t working, and, finally, that dastardly Light Wizard Lord was heading his way. It looked about as promising as a garlic stall at a vampire convention, so he chose to shake his fist in classic “you haven’t heard the last of me!” style, and hop back over the wall and into the nearby wood.

*Disclaimer - any injury, physical or mental, caused by the appearance of so much unpainted/half painted material is not the responsibility of the author.

Wars Of The Roses - Part 5

 A mere four years later and a Wars of the Roses post appears.....between children, football (children's football!), work, general exhaustion and indeed now Covid-19, I have done little in the way of gaming and modelling.  However, recently I have been tinkering a bit.  My 10 year old is very keen on wargaming, and this helps, although he bounces between periods and genres quicker than an Audi going between lanes on the motorway.  

I started by fixing the odd bit here and there - broken Imperial Guard sentinels and guardsmen, and an undead dragon or two - and found it therapeutic.  Buoyed by the appearance of a nice set of rules called Never Mind The Billhooks I began putting together a few figures from the many boxes of Perry Miniatures Wars of the Roses figures which have been laying about for about  four years.....and we're back were we started. Since I discovered the period theres always been something about it that makes me keen coming back. In the future there may be more posts; I'm hoping to explain how the army is based - expensively it turns out - and I've dug out my airbrush so that could be good for an 'amateur destroys army during horendous airbrush fail' post, but for now heres a few pictures of my current collection (should you have a fear of grey plastic now is a good time to avert your eyes or find the washing up etc more enticing). Yes, most of it is grey. In fact even the bits that are painted have bits which are grey because they needed arms and weapons (and tails) replacing or repairing after years of being ignored or 'played with' by a well meaning smaller person. And theres a chicken coop. And a badger. I don't know why there is a badger. There is some brown however, but that is mostly the bases. I should also mention that the bottom picture is some of my son's army, complete with Henry VII. He has many, many models and will hopefully be quicker at painting that me.